going2hell4everythingbutbeingbi:
things to ask yourself when designing a female character:
- how much blood is she covered in
- are her eyes filled with madness
- can she rip things to shreds with her fingernails
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Wake up babe, new life-hacks just dropped
Welp, I saw this and was not satisfied at all, so I had to make my own version:
[ID: Two different Punnett Squares. Both squares have the same categories. Across the top, the categories are: gun, cat, razor, and law. The categories down the left-hand side are: Chekhov’s, Schrodinger’s, Occam’s, and Murphy’s. The first square has black text on a white background, with black lines separating the boxes. The second square has white text on a black background, with white lines separating the boxes. The outcomes of both Punnett Squares are detailed below the cut.
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nothing makes me go “ooooh we are NOT the same” quite like reading some post about how people talk with their parents about their interests. what do you mean you told your father about stevebucky. what do you mean he asked further questions
“i sent this article to my relative” “mom & i were discussing dialectical materialism” you navigate the world with such a different set of parameters than i
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Pick a mundane superpower
You can skip dialogue IRL without eliciting offense
Once a day, you can turn a cup of water into a perfectly brewed cup of coffee
The surfaces of all your belongings naturally repel dust
You can control the volume at which you perceive sounds
Minor weather manipulation—you can influence tomorrow’s weather with your wishes
Perfectly accurate and effortless recall of all schedules that pertain to you
Real-life inventory system that doesn’t take up physical space (5 slots)
Superhuman ability to concentrate at will
When you don’t know something, you magically know exactly where to find the info
You can do over one day once a week
Everything always smells wonderful but you magically know when something is bad
Immunity to any unwanted effects of any drug (addiction included)
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You were the caretaker for the mythical beasts of the royal family. Yesterday they decided to replace you with some incompetent noble, before kicking you out of the castle. You then spent the night in a nearby forest. However today you were awakened by the beasts who chose to follow you.
I’m not good with people.
I never have been. I’ve tried, but I’ve never been good with people. I’m always saying the wrong thing, and usually I don’t know what the wrong thing was until a lot later, until I’m thinking about what I said. In the town I grew up in, I was known for being simple.
I don’t think I am, but I understand why they think that- I’m not good at making the words in my head match the words I say.
But I am good with animals. Always have been. Lots of people are, I’m not special, or anything. Mam taught me.
Animals speak their own language, and it’s a lot simpler to figure out. They’re not people, they don’t understand us. A lot of people who are bad at animals expect that. They think an animal should understand them perfectly. They think animals have human impulses, human urges, a human understanding of the world.
And they don’t.
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Remember me? Bildad the Shuhite! 😉
TWIN PASSIONS: A BILDAD ZINE is here.
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Our fundraiser uses a pay-what-you-can model. Which includes FREE if you need. Everyone deserves more Bildad!
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qualityfarmprofessorpaper-blog:
You know when Terry Pratchett said ‘It doesn’t stop being magic just because you know how it works’? Yeah, he meant this.
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