OOPS I got distracted and forgot to watch Agents of SHIELD

Was it more upbeat than last time or should I continue being like “Eh, maybe that’s for the best”?

  • Person: Wait, you're asexual? That means you reproduce by division?
  • Me: Uh, no, I am a human. Fairly sure we don't do that.
  • Person: Asexual is a scientific word, you can't just steal it and use it to mean whatever you want.
  • Me: OH you are in dire need of the Fruit Salad of Truth!
  • Person: What
  • Me: Here, here, sit, I'll make you one.
  • Person: Uh ok?
  • Me: *starts chopping tomatoes and hot peppers into a bowl* There you go, some nice fruit to start with.
  • Person: Uh, those look like vegetables? That looks like salsa.
  • Me: Shush, it's fruit salad. You can't argue with science. Now I think this needs some berries. *starts slicing a banana into the bowl*
  • Person: WhAt are you DOing
  • Me: *blinks slowly* adding berries. *Slices and adds a second banana, never breaking eye contact*
  • Person: *bewildered* Berries?
  • Me: Yup. Isn't scientific terminology grand? Okay, and to top it off, some organic grapes! *cuts grapes in half to reveal they are made of white wax, then dumps them on the pile*
  • Person: Wh... That is clearly a petroleum-based wax. Not organic in any way!
  • Me: Sure it is! Petroleum products are chock full of carbon! *slides the bowl their way*
  • Person: That looks disgusting.
  • Me: EAT SCIENTIFIC ACCURACY, BITCH!
  • Person: *is now a small female dog*
shirodemon:

It’s been a while since I draw people kissing… just figuring out the pose took me around an hour.Anyway… FROSTIRON (yay!)I’m still looking for my coloring style, I kind of like coloring the skin like that, need to figure out a way to color the hair.This picture kind fit in one chapter of my fanfic.
Hope you like it :)

shirodemon:

It’s been a while since I draw people kissing… just figuring out the pose took me around an hour.
Anyway… FROSTIRON (yay!)
I’m still looking for my coloring style, I kind of like coloring the skin like that, need to figure out a way to color the hair.
This picture kind fit in one chapter of my fanfic.

Hope you like it :)

kellydoodles:

Not sure what to type here but I drew another pic of this dude that takes up a majority of my sketchbook lol…
I was tried to be different and used purple/green because a lot of the Loki art I’ve seen is his usually black/green/gold. I also love the purple and black pallet in general. 
I was trying to make my brush strokes looser too but I think I may have missed the mark again. But anyways…without rambling too much, here’s another Loki!

kellydoodles:

Not sure what to type here but I drew another pic of this dude that takes up a majority of my sketchbook lol…

I was tried to be different and used purple/green because a lot of the Loki art I’ve seen is his usually black/green/gold. I also love the purple and black pallet in general. 

I was trying to make my brush strokes looser too but I think I may have missed the mark again. 
But anyways…without rambling too much, here’s another Loki!

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batwynn:

He actually gets pretty depressed. 

askagentsitwell:

Let me talk to you a minute about Betty Ross. 

Betty Ross the scientist who worked along side Bruce Banner when he decided to do human testing on himself. 

Betty Ross who ended up in the hospital when Bruce hulked out for the first time. 

Betty Ross who helped find Bruce a contact. 

Betty Ross who chased Bruce down on the street when he was too embarrassed to see her. 

Betty Ross who is a damn scientist and worked and noticed and took in all of it. 

Betty Ross who walked up to the Hulk that had previously put her in the hospital and didn’t bat a eye. 

Betty Ross who told her father he could jump off a bridge because Bruce was worth more than that. 

Betty Ross who stood in front of a tank arms out spread because if they were going after him they were going to go through her. 

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Bruce Banner + Text Posts

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thehitchhikersguidetofandoms:

Steal his look: “The Hulk”
1. Gamma Radiation
2. Pants

thehitchhikersguidetofandoms:

Steal his look: “The Hulk”

1. Gamma Radiation

2. Pants

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Call this an experiment. Reblog if you have OCs that you adore

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